How to spot an NPC
Note: While some of these traits are often naively displayed by people playing characters, any collectible combination of the below should warrant suspicion.
NPCs (Non-playing characters) show unquestioning certainty in the official 24/7 narrative, regardless of the ocean of discordant information from the same sorry sources.
They display violent opposition to competing opinions. And seek to censor such.
Younger NPCs believe the government should provide their every care for free. Note: This is also the behavior of lazy, ambitionless people playing characters. Don’t be confused.
Older NPCs extol everything cooked up in the fermenting bowels of General Miley’s sizable gut and spewed from his belligerent Marxist maw.
All NPCs possess a prayerful devotion to Fauci.
They wear a mask inside, often in their homes.
They wear a mask outside, even in remote forests, desolate deserts, icy mountaintops, and empty parking lots.
NPCs demand everyone gets vaccinated with experimental, potentially detrimental drugs. But of course, they would, they’re immune.
NPCs like to think of themselves as Woke. I find this comical considering their absolute absence of any meaningful awareness.
Failing to acknowledge their own blatant hate-filled racism, NPCs postulate only whites could be racists.
NPCs accept as fact the “unsettled science” on covid-19 while unilaterally accepting the “settled science” on global warming. Understand, I’m not suggesting the climate isn’t a concern (everything is), but I’m betting all NPCs of the time canceled history on the much-to-do global cooling scare of the ‘70s. And that’s exactly what canceling history does, it makes people players forgetful and throttles critical thought. Exactly what the NPC hopes to achieve.
NPCs don’t own a gun and they don’t want anyone else to. Or, they own a gun but don’t want you to.
They honor George Floyd as a martyr while contending Ashli Babbitt got what she deserved.
On that note, and most ludicrous…
With no idea of what a real coup d’état entails, the NPC snowflake believes the events of January 6th, 2021 by a group of disenfranchised mostly peaceful protesters provoked by professional agent provocateurs (NPCs) attempted the unarmed and uncoordinated overthrow of a government in possession of the world’s greatest militarized force. The nonsensicality of such asinine accusation (reference: General Miley as Chief Asinine) is a dead giveaway of the more poorly programmed NPC, and it comes regardless of their civil/political/military standing.
And most damning…
While We the People are all capable of the occasional bad judgment call, NPCs cast ballots by the thousands for Biden and despite every damnable consequence since the illegitimate inauguration, the telling sign is the NPCs’ artificial intelligence doggedly denies the bugs in their programming by tenaciously backing their choice, their failure.
Remember, to paraphrase the NPC woke, “People silence is violence.”
Don’t be intimated.
Sanity depends on real people playing the game to win.