A Prayer for the Faithful of any Faith

In honor of Thanksgiving, a prayer of gratitude, created for the faithful of any faith.

Thank you, (insert your God’s honorific here) . . .
For the tortured beef we are about to receive.
For the milk creatures were raped to conceive.
For the pork who gave its all that we may feast.
For sparing us equal treatment of the beast.
For the mercy we so readily deny.
For all the poultry we kill and fry.
For Your compassion that forgives our sin.
For all the fish we consume and de-fin.
For the creatures You gave for our abuse.
For closing Your eyes to our crimes conduce.
For Your blessings we wholeheartedly abuse.
For the creature’s friendship we stoically refuse.
(Insert your obligatory closing here)